You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants Christmas Sweatshirt | Funny Quotes Films Comedy Gift | Billy Madison Ugly Xmas Jumper
You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants Christmas Sweatshirt | Funny Quotes Films Comedy Gift | Billy Madison Ugly Xmas Jumper
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Very fast delivery, magnificent embroidery, the sweater seems to be of very good quality 😍 I recommend
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Very happy with the product, exactly as described. The hoodie is of excellent quality and the stitching of the dog was great!!
Description
Description
🥶 Ice Cold! The Official Sweatshirt of Cool.
Show the world just how cool you are this holiday season! The "You Ain't Cool Unless You Pee Your Pants" Christmas Sweatshirt is a hilarious, irreverent nod to one of the most quotable comedy films of the 90s, Billy Madison. It perfectly combines nostalgic movie humor with festive absurdity.
The design prominently features the famous phrase in a bold, eye-catching, and maybe slightly chaotic font—think a clashing, intentionally tacky "ugly sweater" aesthetic—paired with subtle, humorous graphics like a distressed Santa or a silly reindeer. This shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh from anyone who grew up watching 90s comedy.
This shirt is mandatory for: 90s Comedy Movie Marathons, Ugly Christmas Sweater Contests (for the niche laugh!), Gifting the Nostalgia Lover, and Wearing Your Unapologetic, Ironic Sense of Humor this Christmas.
🧵 Key Features:
- Design Theme: Features the iconic, ridiculous quote "You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants" from the movie Billy Madison.
- Aesthetic Focus: 90s Comedy Nostalgia, Irreverent Humor, Ugly Christmas Sweater Vibe, and Funny Film Quote.
- Cult Classic Appeal: Highly desirable for fans of Adam Sandler's early comedies.
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
- Garment-Dyed Finish: A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
- Relaxed Fit: Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
- Durable Construction: Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.
- Made in the USA: Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing.
- Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It's the coziest, funniest, and most absurd way to pay tribute to a comedy classic this holiday season!
Design Confirmation
Design Confirmation
🐾 We will send the Design Confirmation to get your approval within 1-2 business days since we received your order.
🐾 We provide an unlimited number of revisions and only create and ship after designs have been approved.
🐾 You will have our full assistance during this procedure, and we can also assist you in selecting the perfect photo and thread color to draw with. Please email us at support@pasimax.com if you have any questions.
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
📦 Processing Time: Typically 1-3 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time for US Orders: Expect delivery within 3-5 business days via USPS.
For more information about Shipping and Delivery, please visit here
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to besatisfied with the products you buy from us.
- Full-refund for faulty products, no question asked
- Full-refund if the item is not as described.
- In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase support@pasimax.com if you need any assistance.
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PROUD MADE IN THE USA
EMBROIDERY YOUR BEST MEMORIES!
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know what my design will look like?
How do I know what my design will look like?
We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Can I change a new photo?
Can I change a new photo?
Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order.
We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Do you ship worldwide?
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes, we do. The shipping time will be depended on which country you are.
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
What size do you offer?
What size do you offer?
Our size go up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies and T-shirts.
They are unisex fit and they don't run too small or too big.
Please contact us if you want the bigger size from 3XL as the price will be a little different.
My photo will be posted on your website?
My photo will be posted on your website?
No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leaked on any social media.
