"I’m White But Not That White" Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Cultural Humor Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Relatable Quote Top, Soft Lived-In Heavyweight Statement Shirt, Made in USA
"I’m White But Not That White" Funny T-Shirt – Sarcastic Cultural Humor Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Relatable Quote Top, Soft Lived-In Heavyweight Statement Shirt, Made in USA
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When I see this sweatshirt, I know my dog will always be with me, even though it's been almost two years since it passed away.
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Very fast delivery, magnificent embroidery, the sweater seems to be of very good quality 😍 I recommend
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Very happy with the product, exactly as described. The hoodie is of excellent quality and the stitching of the dog was great!!
Description
Description
The Great Divide – For the "Seasoning" Side of the Family 🧂🌶️🤨
There’s "white," and then there’s "that white." Our "I’m White But Not That White" T-Shirt is the official uniform for the person who knows exactly where the boundary lies. Featuring a clean, bold typographic design, this tee is for the one who likes their food with a little kick, their music with a little soul, and their outdoor activities without a $400 specialized vest. Whether you’re wearing it as a protective shield at a bland potluck or as a conversation starter at a 2026 summer concert, this shirt lets everyone know that while you might be part of the demographic, you’re definitely not part of the "unseasoned" crowd.
This tee is essential Social Humor & Relatable Streetwear, providing a heavyweight, structured fit that’s as solid as your refusal to wear socks with sandals. It makes a legendary, high-quality Gag Gift for Friends, a standout piece for the "cool cousin" in the family, or a personal staple for the person who is officially retiring from the "mayonnaise is too spicy" jokes.
🧵 Key Features:
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one. Garment-Dyed Finish: A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look. Relaxed Fit: Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette. Durable Construction: Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear. Made in the USA: Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing. Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It features a High-Impact Bold Typographic Graphic and a Luxury Heavyweight Texture, making it a durable, breathable, and essential piece of Witty Modern Fashion.
Design Confirmation
Design Confirmation
🐾 We will send the Design Confirmation to get your approval within 1-2 business days since we received your order.
🐾 We provide an unlimited number of revisions and only create and ship after designs have been approved.
🐾 You will have our full assistance during this procedure, and we can also assist you in selecting the perfect photo and thread color to draw with. Please email us at support@pasimax.com if you have any questions.
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
📦 Processing Time: Typically 1-3 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time for US Orders: Expect delivery within 3-5 business days via USPS.
For more information about Shipping and Delivery, please visit here
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to besatisfied with the products you buy from us.
- Full-refund for faulty products, no question asked
- Full-refund if the item is not as described.
- In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase support@pasimax.com if you need any assistance.
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HAND-DRAWN BY OUR ARTISTS
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PROOF READY WITHIN 3 DAYS
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SECURE GLOBAL DELIVERY
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PROUD MADE IN THE USA
EMBROIDERY YOUR BEST MEMORIES!
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know what my design will look like?
How do I know what my design will look like?
We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Can I change a new photo?
Can I change a new photo?
Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order.
We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Do you ship worldwide?
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes, we do. The shipping time will be depended on which country you are.
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
What size do you offer?
What size do you offer?
Our size go up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies and T-shirts.
They are unisex fit and they don't run too small or too big.
Please contact us if you want the bigger size from 3XL as the price will be a little different.
My photo will be posted on your website?
My photo will be posted on your website?
No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leaked on any social media.
