I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Quote Unisex Tee
I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Quote Unisex Tee
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When I see this sweatshirt, I know my dog will always be with me, even though it's been almost two years since it passed away.
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Very fast delivery, magnificent embroidery, the sweater seems to be of very good quality 😍 I recommend
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Very happy with the product, exactly as described. The hoodie is of excellent quality and the stitching of the dog was great!!
Description
Description
🍑💥 Unfiltered Sarcastic Humor. Extreme Irritant Attitude. Take workplace sarcasm and petty comeback humor to an absurd new level with the "I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid" Graphic T-Shirt! Featuring bold, high-contrast block typography, this hilarious quote tee is custom-crafted for unapologetic introverts, sarcastic coworkers, comedy lovers, and anyone who proudly considers themselves a pain in the butt.
Whether you're wearing it to informal office days, weekend drinks with friends, casual backyard hangouts, or family gatherings where you love stirring the pot, this top serves as an instant gag and undeniable conversation starter everywhere you go.
Crafted from premium fabric, it features high-definition digital printing with sharp lettering and clean-line typography details that stay crisp wash after wash.
🧵 Key Features: 👕 Remastered Premium Fabric & Fit Crafted from midweight 5.3 oz./yd² 100% U.S. cotton (with high-quality cotton/polyester blends for heather, antique, safety, and neon colors), this classic-fit tee features the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology for ultimate comfort and enhanced printability.
💪 Durable & Comfortable Design Engineered for lasting wear with a rib collar, taped neck and shoulders, and a convenient tear-away label. It is manufactured in the United States using advanced DTG or DTF printing technologies.
⚠️ Please Note:
- High-visibility Safety Green is fully compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 standards.
- Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference due to manual measurements.
- Print area sizing and final print colors may vary slightly depending on the shirt size, monitor settings, and lighting effects.
🔥 Bold Sarcastic Gag Artwork Designed with high-definition digital printing featuring the hilariously offensive quote "I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid (I Irritate Them)" in crisp, high-impact block lettering.
⚙️ Unisex Fit – Sizes S to 3XL An easy, comfortable classic fit tailored for men, women, sarcastic friends, and humor enthusiasts of all ages.
👟 Effortless Casual Everyday Outfit Pair it seamlessly with dark jeans, casual shorts, zip-up hoodies, or sneakers for an easy, laughter-inducing street-style fit.
🎁 Awesome Gag Gift for Sarcastic Coworkers The ideal White Elephant, birthday, Secret Santa, or holiday gag gift for brutally honest besties, brothers, office pranksters, and graphic tee collectors.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because self-aware humor is the best humor — and wearing this outrageous sarcastic quote tee lets you warn everyone in advance in total daily comfort!
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Bring unapologetic comedy to your daily rotation with the "I'm Not An Asshole I'm A Hemorrhoid" Graphic Tee — where dark sarcastic humor meets everyday premium comfort. Click Add to Cart and claim yours today!
Design Confirmation
Design Confirmation
🐾 We will send the Design Confirmation to get your approval within 1-2 business days since we received your order.
🐾 We provide an unlimited number of revisions and only create and ship after designs have been approved.
🐾 You will have our full assistance during this procedure, and we can also assist you in selecting the perfect photo and thread color to draw with. Please email us at support@pasimax.com if you have any questions.
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
📦 Processing Time: Typically 1-3 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time for US Orders: Expect delivery within 3-5 business days via USPS.
For more information about Shipping and Delivery, please visit here
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to besatisfied with the products you buy from us.
- Full-refund for faulty products, no question asked
- Full-refund if the item is not as described.
- In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase support@pasimax.com if you need any assistance.
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HAND-DRAWN BY OUR ARTISTS
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PROOF READY WITHIN 3 DAYS
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SECURE GLOBAL DELIVERY
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PROUD MADE IN THE USA
EMBROIDERY YOUR BEST MEMORIES!
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know what my design will look like?
How do I know what my design will look like?
We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Can I change a new photo?
Can I change a new photo?
Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order.
We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Do you ship worldwide?
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes, we do. The shipping time will be depended on which country you are.
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
What size do you offer?
What size do you offer?
Our size go up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies and T-shirts.
They are unisex fit and they don't run too small or too big.
Please contact us if you want the bigger size from 3XL as the price will be a little different.
My photo will be posted on your website?
My photo will be posted on your website?
No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leaked on any social media.
