Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt | Funny Alien UFO Abduction Retro Quote | Sarcastic Stranger Jumper | Sci-Fi Gift
Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Sweatshirt | Funny Alien UFO Abduction Retro Quote | Sarcastic Stranger Jumper | Sci-Fi Gift
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When I see this sweatshirt, I know my dog will always be with me, even though it's been almost two years since it passed away.
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Very fast delivery, magnificent embroidery, the sweater seems to be of very good quality 😍 I recommend
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Very happy with the product, exactly as described. The hoodie is of excellent quality and the stitching of the dog was great!!
Description
Description
🛸 Waiting for Extraction: The Official Uniform of the Unenthusiastic.
Had enough of reality? Declare your intention to exit the planet with the "Beam Me Up, This Place Sucks" Sweatshirt! This crewneck is the perfect sarcastic uniform for anyone feeling a little alienated (pun intended) by life on Earth. It blends vintage sci-fi vibes with contemporary, unhinged humor.
The design typically features the full quote rendered in a retro, distressed 70s or 80s sci-fi font, often accompanied by graphics like a classic UFO silhouette shining a tiny beam of light, a star-field, or a simple alien head. The aesthetic is nostalgic, humorous, and instantly relatable to anyone looking for a quick escape.
This shirt is mandatory for: Monday Mornings, Family Gatherings, Gifting the Sarcastic Sci-Fi Fan, and Cozying Up while waiting impatiently for extraterrestrial rescue.
🧵 Key Features:
- Design Theme: Features the funny, sarcastic quote "Beam Me Up, This Place Sucks," referencing UFO abduction and sci-fi.
- Aesthetic Focus: Sci-Fi Nostalgia, Ironic/Sarcastic Humor, Retro Quote, and Alien/UFO Theme.
- Relatable Statement: Perfect for expressing resignation and a desire to escape in a humorous way.
- Premium Fabric: Crafted from 6.1 oz./yd², 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lived-in feel from day one.
- Garment-Dyed Finish: A unique process that minimizes shrinkage and provides a vintage look.
- Relaxed Fit: Offers all-day comfort and a stylish, easy-to-wear silhouette.
- Durable Construction: Features a topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for lasting wear.
- Made in the USA: Manufactured in the United States with high-quality DTG or DTF printing.
- Note: Please allow for a 1-2 inch difference in manual measurements. Print size and color may vary slightly.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It's the coziest, funniest, and most honest way to signal to the universe that you are ready for prompt pickup!
Design Confirmation
Design Confirmation
🐾 We will send the Design Confirmation to get your approval within 1-2 business days since we received your order.
🐾 We provide an unlimited number of revisions and only create and ship after designs have been approved.
🐾 You will have our full assistance during this procedure, and we can also assist you in selecting the perfect photo and thread color to draw with. Please email us at support@pasimax.com if you have any questions.
Shipping Policy
Shipping Policy
📦 Processing Time: Typically 1-3 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time for US Orders: Expect delivery within 3-5 business days via USPS.
For more information about Shipping and Delivery, please visit here
Satisfaction Guarantee
Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to besatisfied with the products you buy from us.
- Full-refund for faulty products, no question asked
- Full-refund if the item is not as described.
- In case of defective or damaged goods, we will send a replacement to you (No any extra fee) within 30 days since your purchase support@pasimax.com if you need any assistance.
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HAND-DRAWN BY OUR ARTISTS
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PROOF READY WITHIN 3 DAYS
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SECURE GLOBAL DELIVERY
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PROUD MADE IN THE USA
EMBROIDERY YOUR BEST MEMORIES!
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know what my design will look like?
How do I know what my design will look like?
We will send you the design and wait for your approval before processing your order.
Can I change a new photo?
Can I change a new photo?
Yes, you can. Please contact us about the changes before we making the design (within 12 hours)
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
Is it free of charge when I want to change another design?
You will be charge $5-$15 (depend on how complicated of the design) per design as we will start a new one from scratch.
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Can I see the design before purchasing?
Because of handmade product, we are not able to show the design before placing the order.
We offer unlimitted revisions and only make embroidery once it's approved. We make sure you are 100% satisfied with the final.
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
We don't have photo together, can you help us?
Yes, we can! We can make a combination for you.
Do you ship worldwide?
Do you ship worldwide?
Yes, we do. The shipping time will be depended on which country you are.
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Can I upgrade my shipping?
Yes, you can. Please contact us via our email or number as soon as possible when you want to change shipping method.
What size do you offer?
What size do you offer?
Our size go up to 5XL for sweatshirts, hoodies and T-shirts.
They are unisex fit and they don't run too small or too big.
Please contact us if you want the bigger size from 3XL as the price will be a little different.
My photo will be posted on your website?
My photo will be posted on your website?
No, we are sure that when we don't have your permission, your photo will be not leaked on any social media.
